"Party-vi" (party-vi) 05/20/2014 at 10:35 • Filed to: humbletag

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BTW I'm engaged now, meaning the BMW fund is probably the wedding fund. So there's that.

/backtoyourregularlyscheduledoppo

Barbarian772 > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:36

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1) dump her

2) BMW

3) ???

4) PROFIT

no just kidding, congrats!

Wacko > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:37

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ah that's why you stopped posting NSFW posts..

505Turbeaux > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:38

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Congratulations! Now can I park shit in your yard?

Or do this? :)

Party-vi > Wacko 05/20/2014 at 10:41

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No that's because I have stoopid work getting in the way.

CleverUsername > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:41

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Congratulations and sorry for your [impending] loss.

Brian Silvestro > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:44

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Party-vi > 505Turbeaux 05/20/2014 at 10:47

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You have to provide your own cinder blocks if they're in the front yard. Standard Baltimore County rule.

Party-vi > Barbarian772 05/20/2014 at 10:48

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1) Too late

2) BMW

3) ??? (read: maintenance)

4) Record profit fade and losses

Gamecat235 > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:48

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Congratulations! That must be a heck of a woman to devote the BMW fund toward making her happy. I wish you all the best!

Diesel > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:50

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I'm sorry to hear that.

Party-vi > Diesel 05/20/2014 at 10:54

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FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE! SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN!

Party-vi > Gamecat235 05/20/2014 at 10:54

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Thanks! She may have the BMW fund, but nothing touches the Willys Fund!

Diesel > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:55

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Was it at least consensual?

Congrats! Now you can stop pretending. Well, after the wedding.

505Turbeaux > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:56

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perfect, next FC that comes up, let me know

Gamecat235 > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:57

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Well, I'm glad you are already in the mindset of nothing touching the... oh... hmmm... Sorry.

Party-vi > Diesel 05/20/2014 at 10:57

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It was consensual, but spurred by "you can't get a(nother) project car until I get a ring".

Diesel > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 10:58

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Compromise, the key to any healthy relationship.

$kaycog > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:03

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How romantic! I may cry. Congratulations, Party-vi!

Jagvar > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:04

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Congratulations!

Also, the average cost of a wedding these days is $30K, so I'd recommend eloping. Or just go to the courthouse and invite, like, ten people. Profit!

Party-vi > $kaycog 05/20/2014 at 11:04

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Haha thanks, $kay!

Party-vi > Jagvar 05/20/2014 at 11:05

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O_O

Looking for tickets to Jamaica right now...hmm the Rockhouse is only $300 a night in the fall...

Jagvar > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:09

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That's the way to do it. Keep the wedding simple and small, and save the money for an awesome honeymoon that's honestly going to be more fun than the wedding anyway. Anything that's left over can go into a house and/or savings.

Frank Grimes > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:12

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THIS.

Also how did you do it? I want a step by step of how I could be engaged one day. If you need to make an instructables that would be great. Cover in detail how you went from dating to boyfriend girlfriend. This is the step I seem to have most trouble with. LOL

Z_Stig > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:16

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Congrats!

Agrajag > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:16

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Congratulations! You can still spend on the BMW. Just tell her it needs to be in perfect shape for when you ride-off after the wedding. That may include a new exhaust and suspension.

Party-vi > Frank Grimes 05/20/2014 at 11:17

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1) Get tired of being single

2) Find attractive girl (gym, internet, binoculars through your window, etc.)

3) Convince attractive girl you're awesome and she should spend time with you

4) Realize attractive girl is also very smart, easily doubling attractiveness quotient

5) Buy a house (don't do this if you like having money for stuff)

6) Surprise proposal after living together and realizing attractive girl won't kill you in your sleep and than you don't want to kill her in her sleep

Party-vi > Agrajag 05/20/2014 at 11:18

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As of now it includes a new airbag, since BMW just recalled them for my model/year.

Party-vi > Z_Stig 05/20/2014 at 11:18

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Thanks!

Frank Grimes > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:29

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I will put this on my mirror. The future Mrs. Grimes has you to thank. I FORGOT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Jagvar 05/20/2014 at 11:32

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Do you wear sandals to weddings?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:33

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Congrats man! Will post you some booty today.

Jagvar > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 05/20/2014 at 11:39

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Not even, bro.

Party-vi > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 05/20/2014 at 11:49

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Stef Schrader > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 11:51

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Congrats!

Ahem. You need a getaway vehicle. Let the woman fund the woman-things. Or elope. In the BMW.

Party-vi > Stef Schrader 05/20/2014 at 11:52

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Any-and-all eloping will be done in the Willys.

Meatcoma > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 13:27

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Grats!

Party-vi > Meatcoma 05/20/2014 at 13:34

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Anks!

Meatcoma > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 13:36

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YW!

Svend > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 15:20

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You can't be happy all your life you know.

Only kidding, congrats to you both.

Stef Schrader > Party-vi 05/20/2014 at 20:54

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^5, doing it right.

TBONESTEAK33 > Party-vi 05/22/2014 at 13:22

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You should have bought the car when you bought the ring. A strategic error in my opinion. But congratulations!

Party-vi > TBONESTEAK33 05/22/2014 at 13:59

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I already have the car. Fun fact: BMWs cost more to maintain than to buy.

TBONESTEAK33 > Party-vi 05/29/2014 at 13:46

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Oh, believe me, as a current owner of a 1998 BMW 740iL, I am well aware of the maintenance costs. But it's an awesome car, nevertheless.